Discover the Bitter Truth in Your Data

Wormwood Analytics applies the bitter lesson to data analysis: raw computing power beats clever algorithms every time.

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The Bitter Advantage

Like the bitter herb it's named for, Wormwood Analytics distills clarity from complexity

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Brute Force Brilliance

We don't rely on clever tricks. We apply massive computing power to exhaustively analyze your data from every angle.

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Pattern Recognition

Discover hidden relationships and anomalies that traditional analytics miss through our comprehensive approach.

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Infinite Scalability

From gigabytes to petabytes, our infrastructure scales to meet your data needs without compromising performance.

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Actionable Insights

Transform raw findings into strategic business decisions with our intuitive visualization tools.

How It Works

Simple setup, powerful results

1

Connect Your Data

Easily connect to your database, data warehouse, or upload files. We support PostgreSQL, MySQL, Snowflake, BigQuery, and more.

2

Automated Analysis

Our system automatically scans your data for patterns, trends, and anomalies using exhaustive computational methods rather than pre-programmed heuristics.

3

Configure Runtime

Set how long and how deeply you want the analysis to run. Choose from quick scans to continuous monitoring that constantly looks for new insights as your data changes.

4

Review Insights

Explore discovered patterns through our intuitive dashboard. Each insight is presented with visualizations and actionable recommendations.

Technical Details

Supported Data Sources

  • PostgreSQL, MySQL, SQL Server
  • Snowflake, BigQuery, Redshift
  • CSV, Excel, Parquet files
  • Custom API integrations

Analysis Options

  • One-time deep analysis
  • Scheduled daily/weekly scans
  • Continuous monitoring
  • Custom analysis parameters

Security

  • SOC 2 Type II compliant
  • End-to-end encryption
  • Role-based access control
  • On-premise deployment available

The Bitter Lesson in Analytics

For decades, the field of analytics has pursued clever algorithms and domain-specific knowledge. But history has shown a bitter truth: raw computation consistently wins.

Like the herb wormwood—known for its bitterness but valued for its clarity-inducing properties—our approach embraces this lesson. We apply aggressive computing power to analyze every possible subset and pattern in your data.

The result? Insights that others miss because they're too focused on being clever rather than being thorough.

Read Our Philosophy
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Simple, Transparent Pricing

Choose the plan that fits your data needs

Starter

$499/month
  • Up to 10GB of data
  • 5 concurrent analyses
  • Basic visualization tools
  • Email support
  • Weekly data refreshes
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Enterprise

Custom
  • Unlimited data
  • Unlimited analyses
  • Full visualization suite
  • 24/7 dedicated support
  • Real-time data processing
  • Advanced security features
  • On-premise deployment option
  • Custom development
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Ready to Discover the Bitter Truth in Your Data?

Join companies that have embraced the power of exhaustive analysis over clever shortcuts.